Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Hiatus

Yes, I know, I haven't blogged in AGES! but things have been manic. And that's putting it mildly. In the midst of all this craziness, I do find myself conflicted about one thing though. ANd that's my decision to give up writing.

So that creates a bit of a conundrum. What becomes of the near-complete novel manuscript?

I figured, if nothing else, it could at least find an audience here. So I give you the first bit of the first chapter of Home Scar.




Home Scar

By S E Bhamjee



For me
because I can








The Dragon



Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown
Rapping at the windows
Crying through the locks
Are the children in their beds?
It’s past eight o’ clock

I don’t know why Mummy likes teaching me that nursery rhyme.

You have to know your nursery rhymes before you go to school, Asma. I don’t want anyone thinking Madam Patel raised a domkop.

 Or even why she likes telling me about him when she wants me to go to sleep.

Come now. Early to bed. Early to rise. Makes Johnny healthy, wealthy and wise. And you don’t want Wee Willie Winkie to catch you awake past eight. She wags her finger at me.

Just so you know, my name isn’t even Johnny. 

But I don’t like him, this Wee Willie Winkie man. He’s scary. When I’m lying in my bed, alone, in the dark, listening to Mummy and Daddy trying not to fight too loud, I know Wee Willie Winkie is just outside, standing there with his red eyes, peeping in my window. Sometimes I even see a little red glow from his eyes squeeze through the gap between the curtains. Then I feel like I need to pee even though I just went to toilet before getting into bed. I squeeze my legs together and pull the blanket over my head. And then I peep. I peep out from under it. Peep at my room door, left just a little bit open because I won’t let Mummy close it completely, open enough so a slice of light can crack the darkness, and I wish I could just forget about Wee Willie Winkie. Because he reminds me of other scary things. Like Sara.

Sara’s eyes are just like Wee Willie Winkie’s. They shine like hot red coals in her dark face. I think they’re actually black. Black like all bad things.  Black like the night where Wee Willie Winkie and other scary things like the Jinns live. And just like Wee Willie Winkie, Sara scares me.


Mummy, how come Sara’s eyes are so black? We’re having breakfast. Daddy is still asleep. Mummy is getting ready to go to school.

Asma, how can you say Sara’s eyes are black? Didn’t I teach you your colours? Sara’s eyes are brown. Like chocolate. Remind me to go over your colours with you when I come home. No child of mine is going to school half baked.

Mummy says such funny things. How do you bake a person, I wonder? And do people smell lekker when they bake? Like biscuits and cupcakes? I’m about to ask Mummy this question and then she’s gone. Mummy is always gone. Sometimes she’s gone even when she’s here.

I know I can’t ever tell Mummy this, but I like Daddy more. He hugs. Sometimes he tickles me. And sometimes he still throws me in the air and catches me just in time like he used to when I was smaller. Then he groans about how his back is so sore now because I’m growing up and getting so heavy. I know he’s acting. Daddy is a good actor. 

My stomach feels like there’s ants in it when I see Daddy get ready to go to work. I don’t want him to go. When I smell his aftershave, my stomach starts to pain. I know that when he goes, I’ll be alone at home with Sara.

I don’t like being alone at home with Sara. Mostly, she’s okay. She lets me help her wash dishes. Sometimes I wash vadoeks with her too.

Eye, mara your mother. I don’t know which stupid told her that a old vadoek must be white.

Sara, she complains a lot. She complains about the house.

Hawubo! Mara why must three people live in such a makhulu house, eh?

She complains about the bathrooms.

Two bathrooms? Makula, they like to mosha. For what must so small family have two bathrooms?

Sara is silly. Doesn’t she know that one bathroom is for Mummy and Daddy and one is for me? Mummies and Daddies must mos share a bathroom. They also share a bed. And a bedroom. And I don’t know why Sara complains about the vadoeks. Washing them is fun.

There’s so, so many soapy bubbles. I try to count them sometimes but then I get to a hundred and I must start again. Some of the bubbles have rainbows inside. I try to catch the rainbows but the bubbles always pop in my hands. Sometimes I blow the bubble cloud in the basin and one floats away. And then I climb in the bubble and float off in it. Up, up. Up. Out of the kitchen door. Over the peach trees. Over the houses. High over the mountains. 

Haikhona! Sara shouts. u Ya mosha. U ya ganga, wena.

 I don’t know what that means but when Sara says that, I hold my breath. I hope she won’t decide to punish me. I don’t like it when Sara punishes me.

I don’t know what to think sometimes. Daddy says I’m the best girl ever. Mummy likes me sometimes. And sometimes she doesn’t because I don’t know all my colours or because I forget that after 36 comes…er… 37. And Sara? Well, Sara lets me play with bubbles, but sometimes when her eyes get red she punishes me. Sara says the Polices will come if I tell anyone about her punishment. And when she says that, all I can think about is floating away in a big shiny bubble.

At least then the dreams will stop. Mummy calls them nightmares. When I wake up screaming, she always rushes into my room. Sometimes her hair is all upside down and she’s wearing mixed up slippers. One of hers and one of Daddy’s. Then she sits next to me and pats me back to sleep. I like how that feels.

She reads for me. She says my Kalimas and duas will keep the nightmares away. They work. Most days. But maybe what really works is feeling Mummy touch me. Mummy and Daddy’s touch doesn’t make me feel dirty like Sara’s does.



Monday, February 15, 2016

I used to get angry



I used to get angry at men who lock women up in their wallets and swallow the key. At men who slice women, splinter them into teeny fragments. With their words. Or deeds. Or fists. I used to get angry at men who make themselves men by standing on the shoulders of cowering women.

I used to get angry at women who make these wallets comfortable. Fit them out with the latest technology and fill the wallet closets with designer shoes just so they can’t feel the hole where their souls once were. I used to get angry at women who live with these woodcutter men, these butcher men who make them into nothing. At women who drag their children into these bloody worlds. These worlds where words are always blades. Where conversations have neither ‘verse’ nor any ‘pro’ to balance the ‘con’.

But now, all I feel is sad.

For women.

My sisters, have you forgotten that you are the conduit between the seen and unseen worlds? Only you are strong enough to ride the waves of pain, powered only by your love, in order to deliver another soul to the shores of humanity. Yet you, yes, you, allow this same soul to become a man who would one day reduce another woman to nothing. You tell this girl soul that she must always remember her place. Why?

You are the spine that helps a fallen man stand again. Yet you walk by when you see a sister’s spine being broken by a man’s heavy boot. 
You are his honour. Yet you strip another woman of her honour by blaming her when your man is a slave to his desires.  
You help your man earn his place among men. Even when you no longer see yourself as human. Yet you won’t teach your daughter that her place is more than a mere vassal, sworn to serve her man.


Have you gone so long listening to the lies men tell you when they, emasculated by life, steal your humanity to regain their masculinity, that you now hold them to be your truths?

tell me, have you forgotten?


Monday, January 04, 2016

A Backward Glance


I’ve called it the Year of Perspective for I can think of no other title more fitting for 2015. Because if ever I’d thought a year long, 2015 showed me what a long year REALLY was. If ever I’d thought a year tough, 2015 showed me that I was talking plain smack.

It’s all relative, the year smirked. And I had no choice but to agree. And to surrender. For fighting it, any of it, was futile.

I’m not sure what I hope to achieve from this post, but I’m hopeful that summing up the year, its lessons, will bring me a step closer to putting it all behind me. I’m not deluded enough to imagine that buying a new calendar automatically ushers in a new me. We cannot shed out me-ness like a too tight skin when we cross the threshold of a new year. We carry with us, into the New Year, our problems, sadnesses, sorrow, and yes, even our joys.

So this is me, trying to distil the heaviness of a harsh year. Me, trying to pin it all down so that I can pretend to have shed it. Me seeking enlightenment at the bottom of a particularly bitter brew.

2015 taught me


  •  To count the small blessings. Every breath that you take with healthy lungs, every step you take with strong legs, every bit of unexpected joy, count it. Stop and savour it. We know life is unpredictable, but few of us really KNOW this completely.
  •  you WILL survive. And when you do, you will look back and wonder how the fuck you did so, but you will survive. Because He who tested you will also give you the strength you need to survive it all. Yes, you will be scarred. Yes, you will be drained. But you will survive. And that in itself is a modicum of success. A triumph.
  • not all who are family are Family and certainly not all who are friends are Friends. And your dark days will teach you this. So be thankful for those who come through for you. Be thankful that you have such people in your life. Invest in those worthwhile relationships. Give a fuck. Because deep down, you know you do.
  • when it all just feels too heavy, it’s okay to give it up for a bit. Just to lie down and say: I’m tired. I need to rest. I’ve had enough. It does not make you smaller or weaker or less when you do so. If anything, you’ll be stronger when you get up again (which you will do), more able to keep going. Being able to do this shows that you respect yourself enough. That you care about you. And you should care about you.  
  • some people are assholes. And it’s quite okay. And their being an asshole says nothing about you and everything about them. And your job on earth is not to fix them or change them. The only asshole you’re responsible for changing is yourself – if you’re being one. Cos let’s face it: We all have our asshole moments.
  •  if you have no control over it, just let it be.
  • life isn’t fair. Often it’s ugly. But still, look for the beauty. What you seek is seeking you ~ Rumi
  •  nothing, not people, not situations, nothing is as it seems. So avoid drawing conclusions until you’re sure there is a conclusion to arrive at.  
  • Stop. Every once in a while. Just stop. And ask yourself: What makes me, me? Cos it’s easy to get lost, see. To get confused and think that this online presence, or this house, or the job, or the kids, this is me. It isn’t. Who would you be without these things? The older you get, the more mired in the external you become, the more important it becomes to be able to answer this question. So what is it then? What makes you, you?






Monday, November 16, 2015

Muslim lives could matter. But we're just not sure


In the wake of this weekend’s Paris bombings there’s been the usual deluge of support on social media for the French people. An outcry over the inhumanity that is ISIS. A rise in myopic anti-Muslim sentiment.



And… a flood of support from within the Muslim community with even celebrity Mufti, Mufti Ismail Menk and Moulana Ebrahim Bham of the Jamiat tweeting in support of the French people.


Yet, interesting to note that neither Mufti  Menk nor Moulana Bham had anything  to say about the bombing in Beirut that killed 40 people just a day before the Paris attacks. In fact, the esteemed Mufti’s concern on that day was about the need for being direct in speech. 


 While Moulana Bham wanted us to be happy with what we have.


So if this is how our own scholars feel about Muslims deaths, are we surprised when mainstream media displays this same bias? As though Humanity is only really real if it is in the Western world? As though some deaths weigh more than others?

Even within the SA, the silence from the Muslim community on the horrors in Beirut was painfully obvious. Or did we just not care enough to know because the Middle East is so unstable that if we got upset over every death there, (outside of Palestine), we’d be upset all the time?

Did all those Muslims tweeting and changing avatars in support of the Paris attacks know that on the 10th October 102 people died, and some 400 were injured in what is believed to be an ISIS led bombing in Ankara, Turkey?


Oddly, while the President of the Free World, Barack Obama, made suitable noises about the Turkey bombing, the screaming silence from our own Muslim scholars did not go unnoticed. In fact on the 10th Mufti Menk was tweeting about marriage. 

And what of our community? Have our minds been colonised to that degree that even we cannot be moved to care about deaths unless they’re western deaths?

Or is it that we’re so eager to be seen as something other than blood-thirsty savages that we only feel the need to say something if the attacks are on western soil?

I get that we think the world wants us to clarify that we are NOT TERRORISTS every time a Muslim terrorist does something. But until now I have not seen Christians coming out and saying they’re not mass shooters every time a Christian goes on a rampage and guns down schoolkids or innocent Muslims in their homes.




But all that clarifying, has it yielded anything? Just this weekend, I was told that Muslims need to do more and teach out children real Islam so young people don't fall prey to the lure of ISIS. I don't know how to respond to that without turning it into a history lesson. 

And Islamophobia is still on the rise in much of the First World. Maybe it’s because the narrative in insipid bigoted circles where Fox news is their only source of enlightenment is change resistant?


Is it perhaps because this is the age the Prophet PBUH prophesised when he said: 

‘There will come a time when the nations gather against you, just as people gather around a feast.’
A man said, ‘Will it be because we are few at that time, O Allah’s Messenger?’
He responded, ‘No, you will be numerous in those times, but you will be as useless as the scum of the sea, and Allah will remove the fear that your enemies used to posses from you from their chests, and He will place al-Wahn in your hearts.’
It was said, ‘What is al-Wahn?’
He responded, ‘Love of life, and hatred of death.’ [Ahmad, Abu Dawud] ?

So maybe we are the problem, after all. 


Monday, November 02, 2015

getting it wrong

Photo by Illiyoun on Treck Earth


in Uganda they called me 
Hajjah
though my eyes have never spied 
the Lego block city of Madinah from the air
with the Prophet's Mosque pooled like an oasis
at its heart
though my feet have never burnt
on the desert ground of the overglitzed Makkah
nor have i clamoured to touch Al Hajr
been rebuked by stern guards
i have only imagined these
after listening to the blessed recount their experiences
dreamed of them
wished them into being with tears on
a prayer mat
wished so hard
worked so hard
that this year it seemed that
the dream would finally be
And then He said
so what if you’ve bought tickets to fly
I don’t want you here
not yet
not now
Maybe not
ever

How He mocks at 
the most carefully laid
of our feeble plans


Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Daughters of Eve

Remember how, growing up, there were always ‘those girls’ who had ‘reputations’? The girls our mothers warned us not to be like?

Remember how, when we grew up, we heard scare-stories of ‘the other woman’; how we were taught by our mothers to do anything our husbands demanded in bed. To fail in that regard would result in him seeking what he needs (because men obviously are slaves to the demands of their dicks) from another more willing woman?

Remember how, when we’d see marriages crumble because he sought the company of the other woman, we concluded that his wife had to have been faulty, or that the other woman was probably a slut?

Image found on Pinterest
The thing that pisses me off about each of these narratives which are disseminated every single day by wagging tongues on people with hollow lives, is how in each of them, it’s always the female that is at fault. Always her fault for being

a) too pretty
b) too easy
c) too fat
d)
e)
f)
You can fill that out yourself.

So yesterday, I had to explain this to my daughter who was really, really upset because everyone assumed the worst about her (or so she felt), just because she happens to be friends with a fellow student who happens to be male.

This reminded me of my teen years, where I often preferred having at least one male friend because I found them less bitchy. If people talked, I didn't really know, nor did I care. Being a teen means being carefree.

It reminded me of the walks home, a friend gave me each day, that resulted in those bored tongues concluding that I was probably going out with him.

It reminded me that had he and I continued taking those walks, I’d have earned a reputation. I’d have brought shame on my family while he would have been free to continue with his life unscathed, unscorched by those fiery tongues. So maybe I wasn't as carefree after all?

I had to explain to my beautiful thirteen year old child, with her loud laughter and effusive personality (that I refuse to prune, just to save wagging tongues from themselves) that ours is a society very attached to our hypocrisies.  Ours is a society, still very much dictated to by those tongues that write their names on a little piece of Hell each time they destroy a girl/woman just for being female, while excusing males, ad nauseam,  for the same.

I had to tell her the story of a young girl in hijab, who sent a picture  of herself in hot pants, (that a boy asked for, no doubt) only to have him show this to everyone. I had to tell her that when he shared this picture, no one asked him why the girl had trusted him enough to share this. No one questioned his human decency. No one called him a dickwad. Which he, undoubtedly, is.

Instead, they called her a slut. They buried her in shame, just as the Arabs of old buried baby girls alive at birth. They looked at her parents with condescending pity. They smiled at her parents, when they met them, then shared the shameful-but-oh-so-juicy story with whoever was present, the minute the parents left.

Yet, what was her crime? Merely that she chose the wrong guy?

So I warned my daughter about how wax girls like herself can be burnt by flaming tongues.

How young boys can sometimes be total assholes.

How people WILL ALWAYS assume the worst of even the most innocent situation.

How her job is not to give anyone reason to do this.

How she must always remember that I trust her. And that she too, should trust herself to know when something can hurt her.

How everything she exchanges with boys, however benign, has the potential to turn into a weapon in hateful hands because unlike the childish promises my generation made to boys, unlike the stolen kisses my generation shared behind the toilets at school, her generation preserves these things in writing, on WhatsApp chats. Or Facebook messages.

And how, as a girl, it will always be her fault.

As shitty as that it, it is. And she might as well get used to it.

She is, after all, the daughter of Eve. And it was Eve that caused the fall of humanity. Right?



Note: the mention of Eve causing the fall of humanity is a Christian belief, she having tasted the forbidden fruit first, and then offering it to Adam. Islam tells a different story where both Adam and Eve (Peace be upon them both) tasted the fruit together. Thought I'd clarify this, since that last bit annoyed a few people. 


Friday, October 02, 2015

this is

this is
my
mother, dying by degrees
Image credit : iStock by Getty Images

this is my
mother
slipping into silence

this is
a mother
shedding dead
brain cells
dust
nothing

this is
my
mother
returning to littleness
of diapers

this is my
mother
knowing
not knowing
who I am
who she is
who you are

there are ways
to die

before death


P.S. I've said it before, I'm saying it again: I write crap poetry.
 Just... these words wanted out. I played with line breaks. I need to edit this. Someday I shall learn how.